Monday, May 19, 2008

Josh, I think you've had enough to drink

WHAT WHO DO YOU I'LL TELL YOUWHEN I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK

YOU'LL KNOW WHEN I HAD TOO MUCH CUZ I'LL BE DEAD AS SHIT

Sunday, May 18, 2008

SAN FRANCISCO

Once again
you'd gotten me stinking drunk
and then left me on my own
and when I politely asked you
to stop being a dick all the time
you told me to stop acting like
a damn little girl

Well, that is some fucking NERVE on you.
How DARE you?
at least a little girl has got
an IMAGINATION
What have you got?
Let's see:

You've got a big nose
(undeniable)
you've got a pig's trough filled with
anti-depressants
some slang you picked up from me
(that you constantly misuse)
a cunt that bleeds every day
of course, you've got your meager talents
and
a one-way ticket to San Francisco
that you've mortgaged your family for

oh, to start a new life in
SAN FRANCISCO!
no one has ever been miserable in
SAN FRANCISCO
I left my heart in
SAN FRANCISCO
let's get AIDS in
SAN FRANCISCO
there is a great big bridge in
SAN FRANCISCO
let's push each other off of it!

Monday, May 5, 2008

SUBWAY

The meat is slimy
the bread is stale
and everyone who works there
has AIDS