I must become a student of

HISTORY

CONFIDENCE MAN

I must learn to be more confident
she said
maybe if I just like
beat someone's ass
I'd be a big shot
admired by the hungry news media
hungry for a STAR
a fierce badass
running rampant
but doing good deeds
an incredible hulk
America must never surrender
to her enemies

Mark

Mark
every time I take you out
you jump and shake
in your lumpy body
one size too big
sometimes you like to call me
FAGGOT
it is a fun time, calling someone
FAGGOT
I do it too
and of course it is you, my friend
who a woman has never
sincerely loved

AMERICA MUST NEVER SURRENDER

TO HER ENEMIES

Josh Fugate's Prayer

You have my word, dear God
you need only make me
rich
and slightly more handsome
and I will dress up each day
in a finely tailored suit
I will devote an hour
each morning
to searching out the wisdom
in your teachings
It will be your name on my lips
my Lord
and out into the air
as I fuck every Scarlett Johannson
you send to me

Josh Fugate's Sexual Fantasy

You, under the covers
in a candle-lit bedroom
a book lies open
on the nightstand
a collection of my most famous quotations
you finger yourself, thoughtfully