Josh, I think you've had enough to drink

WHAT WHO DO YOU I'LL TELL YOUWHEN I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK

YOU'LL KNOW WHEN I HAD TOO MUCH CUZ I'LL BE DEAD AS SHIT

SAN FRANCISCO

Once again
you'd gotten me stinking drunk
and then left me on my own
and when I politely asked you
to stop being a dick all the time
you told me to stop acting like
a damn little girl

Well, that is some fucking NERVE on you.
How DARE you?
at least a little girl has got
an IMAGINATION
What have you got?
Let's see:

You've got a big nose
(undeniable)
you've got a pig's trough filled with
anti-depressants
some slang you picked up from me
(that you constantly misuse)
a cunt that bleeds every day
of course, you've got your meager talents
and
a one-way ticket to San Francisco
that you've mortgaged your family for

oh, to start a new life in
SAN FRANCISCO!
no one has ever been miserable in
SAN FRANCISCO
I left my heart in
SAN FRANCISCO
let's get AIDS in
SAN FRANCISCO
there is a great big bridge in
SAN FRANCISCO
let's push each other off of it!

SUBWAY

The meat is slimy
the bread is stale
and everyone who works there
has AIDS

I must become a student of

HISTORY

CONFIDENCE MAN

I must learn to be more confident
she said
maybe if I just like
beat someone's ass
I'd be a big shot
admired by the hungry news media
hungry for a STAR
a fierce badass
running rampant
but doing good deeds
an incredible hulk
America must never surrender
to her enemies

Mark

Mark
every time I take you out
you jump and shake
in your lumpy body
one size too big
sometimes you like to call me
FAGGOT
it is a fun time, calling someone
FAGGOT
I do it too
and of course it is you, my friend
who a woman has never
sincerely loved

AMERICA MUST NEVER SURRENDER

TO HER ENEMIES